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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:54

Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Brain-region stimulation may ease motor symptoms, study finds - Parkinson's News Today
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
share office space ...
The Best Father's Day Gift Ideas for Every Type of Dad - IGN
No, not a chance
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Doloremque harum est natus ipsum quasi at atque quam.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Nicotine Has a Bad Rap. There Might Be Some Very Good Health Uses for It. - Slate Magazine
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
At least 32 Zotac RTX 5090 buyers at Micro Center find only backpacks inside the boxes - TechSpot
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Thumbs down again.